Seriously?!

I would like to start by saying that I am truly blessed to have had such a healthy pregnancy and to have made it almost to my due date.  I know a lot of women aren't as lucky and have to deal with a lot worse than I have!  

That being said, HOW AM I STILL PREGNANT!  Seriously, I am completely stumped on this one.  At my last doctor visit, the good ole' doc shared a very scary/obvious piece of information with me!  This little girl is huge! Like possibly a 9lber!  To some of you that might not seem so bad, but what you may not understand is I'm not a tall gal!  I am 5'3" at best and the majority of that is definitely not my torso!  I don't understand how it is possible that I am even capable of growing such a giant baby, much less expected to carry her around in that non-existent torso!

I (and everyone else) thought for sure that I would have had her by now, but apparently I like my babies like I like my chicken, extra crispy!  Ainsley was 4 days overdue and that scares the begeesus out of me!  I am afraid if I don't have this one soon, she is going to be bigger than the Turkey we are having for Thanksgiving! Oh, and speaking of Thanksgiving, if she doesn't get her chubby butt out soon, we may be having lovely hospital food for Thanksgiving!

Alright, that's enough of my whining (for now)!  I am turning my oven off, so baby girl if you don't get out soon it's going to get really cold!  Also, I see the doc. again tomorrow and am going to beg for an induction!